cat people: dogs are cool too
dog people: cats don’t feel love did you know a cat once MURDERED my MOTHER
Being friends with me consists of me sending you bad jokes at 2:47 in the morning
listen up you motherfucker
This is just a great picture. Look at those happy dogs!
"These are my babies!! We MADE these!!"
Why was Oedipus against profanity?
Because he kisses his mother with that mouth.
I’m getting really tired of these motherfucking jokes.
im failing biology