In this world, there are only two kinds of people. Those who steal, and those who are stolen from. And today, i steal your future…
my dash is kinda empty cuz i barely follow anyone, so if you post any of the following please reblog so i can check out your blog ^^
🔵Kuroko no Basket
🔵Uta no Prince-sama
🔵Diamond no Ace
🔵Free! Eternal Summer
jingle jangle motherfucker guess who’s done with ur shit
i love them as a pairing but i also love them when theyre just being the dorkiest bros
kisumi really likes to mess with haru, especially when it comes to makoto
fun fact: haru was way on the other side of campus before he felt his “KISUMI IS NEAR/TOUCHING MAKOTO” senses tingling
Back when I was younger and more ignorant and misinformed than I am now, one of my exes literally made me feel guilty sometimes when he got a boner and I didn’t want to “take care of him”. He claimed that it caused him a lot of pain and he said that his doctor had actually said he couldn’t leave himself in that state or else he could damage himself…. So made me feel like I HAD to give him relief even when I really did not desire to. And that sucked.
Wait… it DOESN’T hurt them?
Boys get boners all the time for no reason. No, it doesn’t hurt them. If any boy tries to tell you otherwise, run away as fast as you can because he’s lying to you for the sake of his penis.
No penis is more important than you because you are a whole person and a penis is just a spongy flab o’ flesh.
Hahaha deff not I get boners constantly.
Anything causes them
Favorite answer so far.
Dicks can seriously be ridiculous at times
Hell sometimes a brisk breeze can set them off
Reblogging this for all of the girls and guys that DO NOT KNOW THIS INFORMATION. Because this is extremely important.
The term ‘blue balls’ isn’t actually a fucking thing.
It was created by giant flopping douche canoes to con girls into rubbing their little dingadongs.
I literally get 10 boners a day and never get blue balls.
Next time someone tries to shame you into a handy, kick them in the balls and tell them “NOW YOU HAVE BLUE BALLS”
Sorry but, coming from a woman, “blue balls” (ie pain caused by temporary fluid congestion) can be a thing, it’s just that not all men experience it, it will not cause any damage if not “treated”, and no woman should be obliged to “relieve” a guy with this problem.