(Source: deaththekidding)

overlypolitebisexual:

cat people: dogs are cool too
dog people: cats don’t feel love did you know a cat once MURDERED my MOTHER

pvtleonardchurch:

jack-baraatwat:

Being friends with me consists of me sending you bad jokes at 2:47 in the morning

listen up you motherfucker

thecynicalpotato:

OH MY GOODNESS

(Source: aresuu)

phoneticmeow:

Tumblr on November 1st

(Source: hirohamahda)

thecutestofthecute:

blueberryfoxcake:

This is just a great picture. Look at those happy dogs!

"These are my babies!! We MADE these!!"

splantamello:

beeswarm17:

karkat-san:

karkat-san:

Why was Oedipus against profanity?

Because he kisses his mother with that mouth.

I’m getting really tired of these motherfucking jokes.

wait

(Source: gymleaderkarkat)

llamasouls:

im failing biology

enchillama:

never give up on your dreams